Fatass Incorporated

I am not who you think I am,

I am quite angry

which I barely can conceal.

You think I hate myself,

But it’s you I hate

Because you had the nerve to make me feel.

Saw Beyoncé at Bercy in Paris tonight and the show was amazeballs! Massive new found respect for Bey. It was also lovely watching from the side of the stage!

London - Paris, let’s go!

Stocked and ready to go! Paris for work for the week.

“Now you listen to me you silly bitch, with the report I’m going to put in your personnel file, you’ll find it hard to get a job bagging groceries.”

Let’s face it, Amanda Woodward is an icon and true beauty, who paved the way for Miranda Priestly, Anna Wintour and every other strong independent woman. I raise my glass to Her Supreme Royal Highness, Madame Amanda Woodward.

A delicious beverage at Le Grand Bar, The St Regis Grand Hotel, Rome. A sight of much debauchery.

Further evidence of said indulgence.

How difficult it is to return to real life after the…indulgences…of the past few days.

One of the several reasons I love Nude Espresso in Soho Square.

Wonderful, because there is no breeze.